I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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