? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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