She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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