Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i dont even know how to be here
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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