yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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