she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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