I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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