i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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