she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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