What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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