That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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