So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's rum buckets o'clock
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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