my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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