I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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