I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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