Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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