Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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