butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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