i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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