She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
