so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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