Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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