Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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