Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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