so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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