if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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