I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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