It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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