This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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