Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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