Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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