I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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