on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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