Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
