Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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