Whod you bang
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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