I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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