There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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