Your tits are I can't wait for
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
