Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cannot find my penis.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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