I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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