what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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