Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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