i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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