Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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