That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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