ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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