what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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