Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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