I think I am morally bankrupt
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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