that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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