Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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