They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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