Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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