On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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